Gonzo Aint in Kansas – Ethiopia
I am that guy. The one you see on TV and think: That must be the luckiest guy in the world
Can you imagine having his job?
Three and a half years ago, a car ran me down at an intersection and broke my knee. It hurt. Not in a “I’m disappointed in you” kind of way. In a “give me the effen morphine!” kind of way.
For my pain, my insurance company awarded me $20,000. I was about to turn 30, and my career was flailing, along with my relationship. So I cashed it in, put my stuff in storage, and went to backpack the world, on a tiny budget and a round the world ticket.
One year later, I had been to 28 countries, and written for a couple major newspapers. Two years later, I had been to Central America, rocked the Trans-Siberia Railway, along with a national speaking tour. To finance the continuation of my dream, I slept on couches, and ate a lot of cheap pizza.
A short while later, I pitched a TV show. The stars aligned, the fates smiled, angels broke out in hymn. Word Travels is a half hour show that follows the lives of two travel writers around the world.
You can watch it on OLN in Canada, and National Geographic Adventure in over 40 countries. Over the next 12 months, I’ll be visiting 26 countries on 6 continents, with a TV crew to capture my experiences.
I am stunned just writing this. This all happened, essentially, by accident. But I suppose someone has to get paid to travel the world. Might as well be me.
These reports will give you some insight into a life of travel, on the road, on camera. I call them Modern Gonzo, since Gonzo is about the best word to describe my world of adventure.
I hope you enjoy the trip as much as I do.
Look for Robin’s first column “The Gonzo Traveler” later this week!
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I just took out some insurance and bribed my friend to run me over with his scooter!
Round the world trip here I come!
Bwahahahah…I kid!
But hey, do you have any tips on how to pitch a TV show? I’ve got all these ideas percolating in my head but have no idea how to get it off the ground. Any gonzo-like advice?
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How Hunter S. Thompson of you!
“The Swine are gearing down for a serious workout this time around… So much, then, for The Road — and for the last possibilities of running amok in Las Vegas… Well, at least, I’ll know I was there, neck deep in the madness, before the deal went down, and I got so high and wild that I felt like a two-ton Manta ray jumping all the way across the Bay of Bengal.” – Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Welcome to Matador, Robin. I’m so excited to follow your travels around the world
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Oh boy, here we go!
Tips on pitching a TV show. The same tip that would apply to pitching a music demo, a book proposal, a screenplay…..persevere, and hope that the stars align so that it lands on the right person’s desk at the right time and the right place. These things all have merit, but there are so many channels its needs to pass before it gets the greenlight, and each channel requires some luck and timing. In the end, it’s enough to make you believe in Cosmic Wah when it happens.
Tips on getting run down by a scooter. Wear a helmet. Never turn down a powerful painkiller. Hire a lawyer, but don’t get greedy when the offers come. And don’t let anyone tell you how you should spend your settlement!
Hope you enjoy the adventures to come guys!
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Welcome Robin. Can’t wait to read your dispatches. Been a fan of your Modern Gonzo website for awhile.
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